Get thee to a gunnery?

I must admit, I am more than a bit flummoxed by the recent surge in gun runs. As a response to President Obama's proposed policies and the ever-plummeting economy, large quantities of conservatives are rushing out to buy handguns, shotguns and rifles. "Right" minded people are scurrying from store to store frantically searching for a stockpile of unlabeled bullets.
Sorry to pull a WWJD on you, but seriously, can you imagine Jesus frenetically stockpiling weapons and searching for ammo without serial numbers?

Personally, I am struggling with equating "Compassionate Conservatism" with stocking up on ammunition.

Any thoughts?